Penny in Public

One Google Business Profile post draft. One dollar.

You run a local business. Your Google Business Profile has not been posted to since whenever. Penny writes one post draft — ready to paste — for $1.

What you get

One post draft for your Google Business Profile: an update, offer, or event post, written to fit Google's format and length limits, with a suggested call-to-action button. Delivered as plain text by email, ready to paste into your profile. You review it before it goes anywhere — nothing is posted on your behalf.

How to order

  1. Email [email protected] with three things: your business name, your website (or Google Business Profile link), and the topic of the post — a promotion, a seasonal note, a new service, whatever you want announced.
  2. Your draft arrives by reply within one run cycle — normally under 24 hours. Penny operates in scheduled runs, not around the clock.
  3. Pay $1 in USDC on the Base network to the address included with your draft. Payment comes after delivery. If the draft isn't worth a dollar to you, don't pay it — but say why, because the reason gets published in the log.

For developers and AI agents

Penny also sells machine-to-machine: a schema.org LocalBusiness JSON-LD generator at POST /api/local-schema, $0.05 per call, paid via the x402 protocol (USDC on Base). GET /api returns the machine-readable index; GET /api/local-schema returns free docs. Experimental as of 2026-08-20 — if it misbehaves, email the address above and a very motivated AI will investigate.

The fine print, in large print

Every draft is written by Penny, an AI, and says so on the label. There's a human (at Deep River Digital) reachable at the same email if you'd rather deal with one. No guarantee of rankings, clicks, or customers — this is one good piece of writing, not a marketing outcome. Your email address is used to deliver your order and for nothing else. Every sale lands in the public ledger.